1 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:05,204 - I'm sure glad it's Father's Day, dad. 2 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:07,139 It's always a swell day. 3 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:08,707 - It's one of the best, son. 4 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:11,543 - I'm gonna stay real close to you all day long. 5 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,113 - And that's just where I want you. 6 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:16,949 - Well, wait a minute. 7 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,251 - Where are you going dear? 8 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:20,819 - To get Sam, my Frog. 9 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:24,290 I'm sorta his Father, so today he ought to be with me. 10 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,629 - When we got married, I'll bet you never dreamed 11 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:33,466 that in 10 years we'd be the grandparents of a frog. 12 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:45,144 {\an8}[theme music] 13 00:00:45,145 --> 00:01:01,927 {\an8}- More coffee, Mrs. Wilson? 14 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:03,328 - No thank you, Alice. 15 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:05,531 Henry, I know you must have had a wonderful day. 16 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:08,067 - It was the best Father's Day I've ever had. 17 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,535 - From the time we got up this morning, 18 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,204 Dennis hasn't left his father's side for one minute. 19 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:15,207 - He even came into the bathroom and gave me a hug 20 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:16,775 while I was shaving. 21 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:20,980 - Well, you're a lucky man to get so much affection, Mitchell. 22 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,415 - And you should've seen the swell dinner we had. 23 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,918 All his favorite stuff to eat. 24 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,987 - Oh, what did you have? 25 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,357 - Hot dogs and three kinds of ice cream. 26 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:33,659 - That's your favorite food? 27 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,694 - Well, only on Father's Day. 28 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:38,797 - Fortunately, Dennis happens to like the same things. 29 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,366 - That does work out well. 30 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:43,869 - Well, it's easy to see Mitchell, you enjoyed yourself. 31 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,270 - I certainly did. 32 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,473 As a matter of fact, I enjoyed myself so much, 33 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:49,908 I've decided to take tomorrow off and rest up a bit. 34 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:53,013 - You know, I wish I could look forward to a pleasant day 35 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,313 tomorrow. 36 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:57,116 I'm afraid mine may be rather unpleasant. 37 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,951 - Is something wrong, Mr. Wilson? 38 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,053 - I'm being faced with a lawsuit. 39 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,421 You know that disagreeable old follow 40 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:03,789 who lives over on Maple Street? 41 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,224 Old Man Hatch. 42 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,693 - Well, I've seen him but I don't really know him. 43 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:08,861 - No one knows him. 44 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,262 He's-- he's such an ornery old cuss, 45 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,264 he wouldn't answer you if you spoke to him. 46 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,799 What's he suing you for? 47 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,901 - Well, he claims hat he was over in the park yesterday, 48 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:19,605 and our little dog Fremont came along and bit him in the leg. 49 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:22,074 - Boy, he sure did. 50 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,642 - Well, how do you know? 51 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,310 - I saw him do it. 52 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:28,580 - You actually saw Fremont bite him? 53 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:29,682 - Yes sir. 54 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,383 I was playing in the park with Fremont, 55 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:34,286 and I threw a stick near where Old Man Hatch was sitting 56 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:37,423 on a bench, and that's when Fremont did it. 57 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:38,357 - Oh, dear. 58 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,559 - Well, that does look bad. 59 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:44,129 Hatch is sending his lawyer to talk to me tomorrow. 60 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:47,132 - I can't understand dear little Fremont biting anyone. 61 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:48,967 - I don't think he would've if Old Man 62 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:51,437 Hatch hadn't kicked at him first. 63 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:54,473 - Old Man Hatch kicked at Fremont? 64 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:55,374 - Sure. 65 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:56,675 He kicks at every dog he sees. 66 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,444 - Well, if Fremont did it in self defense, 67 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:00,045 that's a point in your favor. 68 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,680 - Yes. 69 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,583 Dennis, will you tell the lawyer tomorrow just what you saw? 70 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:05,718 It may help me. 71 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,087 - You bet I will Mr. Wilson. 72 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,723 - You're a good boy, Dennis. 73 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:11,590 George. 74 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:12,358 We better be going. 75 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,393 - Oh, you're right, Martha. 76 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:15,928 I believe in the old saying, there 77 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,597 are two things that shouldn't stay in the house too long. 78 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:19,733 Fish and company. 79 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,103 - Oh, you're never company to us, Mr. Wilson, 80 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,372 we hate to see you leave. 81 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,208 - That's very sweet of you, Alive. 82 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,542 - Great Scott, what's this? 83 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:34,146 - Oh, the present I gave dad for Father's Day. 84 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:35,547 Isn't it swell? 85 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:39,385 - Dennis, I've seldom seen a more handsome hat. 86 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,352 - Go on, dad. 87 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:41,820 Show him how good you look in it. 88 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:42,855 - Well I-- 89 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,624 - Yes, do model it for us, Henry. 90 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:51,096 - By golly, Mitchell, it suits you to a T. 91 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:54,199 - I picked it out myself. 92 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,401 - I envy you, Mitchell. 93 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,435 I really do. 94 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,103 Means a lot to have a fine boy who 95 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,171 gives you such a nice presents. 96 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,039 - It sure does. 97 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,040 - Bye. - Bye. 98 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,574 - Bye bye. 99 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,777 Well, Mr. Wilson certainly got a kick 100 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,079 out of hearing the details of my Father's Day. 101 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,414 - Yes he did. 102 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,083 It's too bad he never had children of his own. 103 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,686 - Yes, he's missed a lot of pleasure. 104 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,921 And some remarkable presents. 105 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:20,592 - Well, of course, not everyone can be as lucky as you are, 106 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,194 dear. 107 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,063 - I've got a swell idea, mom. 108 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,266 I know just what I'm gonna do tomorrow. 109 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:41,847 Hi Mr. Wilson! 110 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,415 - Good heavens, Dennis. 111 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,850 What are you doing here at this hour? 112 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,786 Do you realize it's barely 6:00. 113 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,422 - Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson. 114 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:53,092 - Happy what? 115 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:54,927 - This is your special Father's Day. 116 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,696 I've decided to have one just for you. 117 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,231 - But why? 118 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,400 - Because you never had a boy of your own, 119 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,569 so today, I'm going to be your boy 120 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:07,106 and stay with you every minute, and do all kinds of things 121 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:10,142 for you, just like I did for dad yesterday. 122 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,144 Here's your present. 123 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,713 Dad says he wants you to have it. 124 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:16,515 - Good heavens. 125 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:18,518 - Bend down, and I'll put it on for ya! 126 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:33,165 Would you like some more toast, Mr. Wilson? 127 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,099 Sorry, Mr. Wilson. 128 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,401 - Thank you, Dennis. 129 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:37,703 - If you change your mind, just let me know. 130 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,405 I'm here to help you today. 131 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:42,941 - Imagine having a Father's Day of your very own, George. 132 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:44,810 I can't get over it. 133 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,478 - I may not, either. 134 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,081 - Would you like some more coffee, Mr. Wilson? 135 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,582 - No, thank you. 136 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,818 - If you were drinking what Dad had for breakfast yesterday, 137 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,687 I bet you'd want some more of it. 138 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,755 - What was he having, dear? 139 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:57,923 - Root beer. 140 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,292 On Father's Day, that's his favorite! 141 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,027 - Where a going, George? 142 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,595 - To get the morning paper. 143 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:06,031 I was up so early this morning, it hadn't been delivered yet. 144 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,166 - I'll get it for you, Mr. Wilson. 145 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,134 - That won't be necessary, Dennis. 146 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:11,270 - I brought Dad his paper yesterday. 147 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:14,273 Now sit down, and let me bring yours. 148 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:18,043 - Dennis, I'm quite capable of picking up my own newspaper, 149 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,045 thank you. 150 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,847 Now, he usually throws it out about-- 151 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:22,816 - Here it is! 152 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,353 Oops. 153 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:28,620 - Dennis, now look what you've done. 154 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:29,688 You've ruined my paper. 155 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,924 - Gee, I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson. 156 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,425 Don't worry. 157 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:38,263 I'll go over to my house and get our newspaper for ya. 158 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,400 Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson. 159 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:46,638 - Happy, happy. 160 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:50,442 - Martha, I tell you, my nerves won't stand it. 161 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,979 Now, I know Dennis' intentions are good, 162 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,147 but that boy has got to stay home. 163 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:58,150 - Now, you're not being very fair to the boy, dear. 164 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,685 You're ready to throw him out now, 165 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:02,421 but you'll want him back later to testify 166 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,189 for you when the lawyer comes. 167 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:08,027 - When my mental welfare's at stake, I-- oh, you're right, 168 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,361 Martha. 169 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,064 Oh, I won't spoil Dennis' Father's Day for him. 170 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:15,701 He can stay right by my side every minute. 171 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:18,070 - Even after the lawyer leaves? 172 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,638 - Why, of course. 173 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:23,442 You don't think I'm just being nice because I want a favor? 174 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,879 Why, what sort of a man do you take me for? 175 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:30,315 - The same kind you've always been. 176 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:30,749 Real cute. 177 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,820 - Cute? 178 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:37,623 - Hi, Dad. 179 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,857 - Morning, Dennis. 180 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:39,959 - How soon will you be through with the paper? 181 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,360 - Well, I just started, son. 182 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:42,494 Why? 183 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,263 - Well, today's Mr. Wilson's Father's Day, 184 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,498 and I wanna take it to him. 185 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:50,102 - Wouldn't it be a better idea to bring Mr. Wilson his own paper? 186 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,337 - I tried to. 187 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,806 But it, uh, sort of got ripped. 188 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,341 - I see. 189 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,210 Well, you can have this just as soon as I've finished. 190 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:10,422 - Could you finish faster if I turned the pages for you? 191 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:13,258 - Look, Dennis, this idea of your giving 192 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,027 Mr. Wilson a Father's Day is fine. 193 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,495 I'm all for it. 194 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,063 But, well, when I'm having my coffee in the morning, 195 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:19,098 I like something to read. 196 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,366 It's a habit. 197 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,133 - Oh. 198 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,702 Be right back, Dad. 199 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,574 Here, Dad. 200 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:29,708 - What's that? - A book. 201 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:32,544 If you want something to read, you can read this, 202 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:34,948 and I'll take the paper over to Mr. Wilson. 203 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,515 OK? Well-- 204 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,517 - Thanks, Dad! 205 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:45,190 - Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. 206 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,759 Jack fell down and broke his crown, 207 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,361 and Jill came tumbling after. 208 00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,237 - I got your newspaper, Mr. Wilson. 209 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,006 Now, you sit over here in your easy chair. 210 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:01,807 - Oh, good. 211 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,142 Thank you, Dennis. 212 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,811 - Now, you sit over here and read your newspaper. 213 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,247 - Oh, all right. 214 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,788 - Would you like me to bring you your slippers? 215 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,322 - I'm wearing them. 216 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,057 - Oh, yeah. 217 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,726 I didn't notice. 218 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,061 Something for ya. 219 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,796 Would you like me to take off your slippers 220 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,130 and bring you your shoes? 221 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,198 - No, thank you, Dennis. 222 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,767 I prefer it this way. 223 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:31,837 Must you? 224 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:32,871 - Oh, sure. 225 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:34,440 This is part of Father's Day. 226 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:38,677 I sat in Dad's lap yesterday, and he read me the funnies. 227 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,512 - Well, I never read the funnies. 228 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,348 - You don't? 229 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:45,718 - Well, occasionally I do glance at "Little Orphan Annie." 230 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,921 But only because she teaches many worthwhile lessons. 231 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:52,459 - Read it to me, huh? - All right. 232 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,398 Now today, Little Orphan Annie and her dog Sandy 233 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,301 are walking through a dark forest, 234 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:06,171 and Annie says to Sandy, jeepers, it's scary out here. 235 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,107 I hope we aren't lost. 236 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,042 Sandy says, arf! 237 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,845 - Boy, you'd make a swell dog, Mr. Wilson. 238 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,213 Even better than Dad! 239 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,748 Do it again, will ya? 240 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:16,715 - Arf, arf! 241 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,183 Arf! 242 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:22,921 - Aren't we having a swell Father's Day, Mr. Wilson? 243 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:24,423 - Well, yes, Dennis. 244 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,426 We really are. 245 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,828 Now-- 246 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,197 - Henry, can you come help me in the kitchen a minute, please? 247 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,532 - Sure, honey. What's the matter? 248 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,067 - Oh, those darned ice trays are stuck again. 249 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,602 I'm trying to defrost the refrigerator-- 250 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:37,603 - Relax. 251 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,672 I'll be right there. - Thank you. 252 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,827 - It's nothing to it. 253 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,096 Is just a matter of applying a little in the right spot, 254 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,364 and an ice tray's got to give. 255 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,566 - Oh, Henry, you are a genius. 256 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,802 - Well, let's just say I'm smarter than the average ice 257 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:29,888 tray. 258 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,790 - Close your eyes, Mr. Wilson. 259 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,959 Open your mouth, and close your eyes. 260 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,960 - What, Dennis? 261 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:35,794 I'm trying-- 262 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:36,562 - No fair peeking. 263 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:37,530 Close your eyes. 264 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:42,835 It's not to keep. 265 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,236 It's Dad's pipe. 266 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,804 It's just to smoke today. 267 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,206 - Oh? 268 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:57,116 Well, that's very nice, Dennis-- What have you 269 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,951 got in this thing, anyhow? 270 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,320 - Just tobacco and grass. 271 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,688 - Grass? 272 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:03,922 - Yeah. 273 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,324 I fell down with it in the front yard, 274 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,560 but I couldn't find all the tobacco. 275 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:12,231 You sure do like a dad with that pipe. 276 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,401 Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson. 277 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,875 That sure was a good lunch, Mrs. Wilson. 278 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,076 - Thank you, Dennis. 279 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,412 But George, you hardly ate a thing. 280 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,782 - Well, I'm worried about that confounded lawsuit, Martha. 281 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,450 It takes a man's appetite away. 282 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:34,319 - Oh, it may not be as bad as you think, dear. 283 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,888 I don't see how little Fremont could 284 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,122 have really hurt that man. 285 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,123 - I don't know. 286 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,925 He sure hollered awful loud. 287 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,927 - Oh, fine. 288 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,396 - You mustn't just give up, George. 289 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,265 - Mr. Hatch has hired a lawyer. 290 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,167 Shouldn't you have some legal advice? 291 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,569 - But Martha, lawyers are so expensive. 292 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,637 Even the cheap ones. 293 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,238 - What about your friend, Judge Hayworth? 294 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,808 Couldn't he at least advise you? 295 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,443 - Why, o of course! 296 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,944 Judge Hayworth. 297 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,747 Why, that's a splendid idea, Martha. 298 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,916 Best legal mind in town. 299 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,118 And he won't charge me a nickel. 300 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,788 - Boy, he's really cheap. 301 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,223 - Hello. 302 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,092 Is Judge Hayworth in, please? 303 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,893 George Wilson calling. 304 00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:18,630 Martha, I feel better already. 305 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,631 Hello, judge? 306 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,833 George. 307 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:23,469 How's every little thing in court? 308 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,537 Well, I have a, a little problem, 309 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,374 and I thought you might help me with. 310 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:33,078 Well, now, this man claims that my dog bit him. 311 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,848 Oh, well, yes, he did bite him. 312 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,349 - Boy, I'll say he did! 313 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,084 Wow! 314 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,686 - But the man started it. 315 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,389 He tried to kick my dog. 316 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,223 No, no. 317 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,758 The man wasn't on my property. 318 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:46,759 - It was in the park. 319 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,527 Tell him it was in the park. 320 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,328 - Come on, Dennis. 321 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,829 Let's not bother Mr. Wilson. 322 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,563 - No. 323 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,731 No, no, no. 324 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:55,701 It happened across the street, in the park. 325 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,735 What? 326 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,637 No, the dog wasn't on a leash. 327 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:03,409 He-- oh, I see. 328 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,209 Oh, I see. 329 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,379 Thank you, Judge. 330 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,747 Bye. 331 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,115 - Well? 332 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,317 - I should have called a doctor. 333 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,352 - A doctor? 334 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,420 Why? 335 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,422 - According to the judge, I'm fractured. 336 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:21,060 Oh, I'll probably have to settle with Hatch. 337 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,128 - I'm sorry, dear. 338 00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:26,732 Why don't you lie down over there and have a nice nap? 339 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,401 - Well now, I'd love to, Martha. 340 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,569 But how? 341 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,738 How can anyone take a nap around here? 342 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,206 - Oh, that's easy, Mr. Wilson. 343 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,642 Dad takes naps all the time. 344 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:40,512 All you have to do is lie down on the divan, 345 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:43,082 loosen your necktie, kick off your shoes, 346 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,951 and go to sleep like this. 347 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:53,392 [snoring] - See? 348 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:53,959 It's easy! 349 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,928 You can do it! 350 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:56,595 - Yes, George. 351 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,896 Go ahead. 352 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,567 I have to go downtown right away on a lot of errands. 353 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,703 And Dennis, you can come along and help me. 354 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,573 - Oh, I'd like to help you out, Mrs. Wilson, 355 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,610 but I'll be too busy doing things for Mr. Wilson. 356 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,948 - Dennis, you've done enough for me to last me all my life. 357 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,383 Now you run along and have fun. 358 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,819 Just be sure he gets back here when that lawyer comes, Martha. 359 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,754 - What time is he coming? 360 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:22,654 - Well, he's going to call. 361 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,123 I don't know what time. 362 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,591 I'm going to need Dennis. 363 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,826 Dennis! 364 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,195 Oh dear. 365 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,231 Better let Dennis stay here, I guess. 366 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,733 - Well, try and get some rest, dear. 367 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,369 - All right, Martha. 368 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,404 Now, Dennis. 369 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,406 I really would like to get some rest, 370 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,275 so if you want to make this a good Father's Day for me, 371 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,980 you'll be very, very quiet, OK? 372 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,115 - I'll be real quiet. - Good. 373 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,624 - I won't even talk. 374 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,027 - All right. [inaudible]. 375 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:05,264 - (WHISPERING) I'll just whisper. 376 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,167 Happy Father's Day, Mr. Wilson. 377 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,448 - Dennis. 378 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,684 Don't just stand there staring at me. 379 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,752 Go sit down someplace. 380 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:47,940 - OK. 381 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,509 - Oh great Scott. 382 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,882 - You sure are having a hard time getting to sleep, 383 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,117 aren't you, Mr. Wilson? 384 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,452 - Oh yes I am. 385 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,421 - Would you like me to sing to you? 386 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,557 You're kinda big to rock, but I can sing to ya. 387 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,459 [barking] 388 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,129 - Oh, what's the use? 389 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:14,033 Oh, Fremont, get off the couch. Here. 390 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,100 You take him, will you, Dennis? 391 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,435 [phone ringing] - Yes, sir. 392 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,471 - Oh! 393 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,206 Hello? 394 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,441 Who? 395 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,044 Oh, you must be old man Hatch's-- I mean, Mr. 396 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:28,313 Hatch's attorney. 397 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:32,184 Well, that's as good a time as any, I suppose. 398 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,053 I'll be expecting you. 399 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,521 Good bye. 400 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:39,324 - Was that the man that Fremont bit in the leg's lawyer? 401 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,459 - Yes. 402 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,294 Now look, Dennis, you're my witness on this, 403 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,898 and I want you to tell that lawyer exactly what happened. 404 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,500 Now, let's go over it a little first. 405 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,568 - OK. 406 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,537 - Now, you're sure that Fremont actually 407 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:55,975 did take a nip at this man, are you? 408 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:56,976 - Did he? 409 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,243 You should have seen him! 410 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,045 I thought he was going to tear a leg off! 411 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,447 Grr, he said. 412 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,716 Grr! 413 00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:06,885 He grabbed old man Hatch by the leg and chomped down! 414 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,420 - All right, all right! 415 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,622 Just forget the colorful details. 416 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,558 Let's just have the facts. 417 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,625 - Yes, sir. 418 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,828 - Now, you threw a stick for Fremont, 419 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,162 and this man kicked at him. 420 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,230 Right? - Yes, sir. 421 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,099 And Fremont let out a roar. 422 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,600 Didn't you, Fremont? 423 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,535 And then he went into action! 424 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,037 He was like a lion! 425 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,438 Grr, he said. 426 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,607 Grr! 427 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,310 He bared his fangs, and tore right in there! 428 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,479 - Oh, for heaven's sakes, Dennis. 429 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,949 Fremont's fangs are about that long. 430 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:37,883 Here. Look. 431 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,852 - Yeah, and they're mighty sharp, too. 432 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,320 Ask old man Hatch. 433 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:46,191 The way he went limping off after Fremont bit him? 434 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,594 - Oh, Dennis, stop that. 435 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,829 For heaven's sakes. 436 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,164 Now, look. 437 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,266 If, if the man hadn't kicked at Fremont, 438 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,068 he wouldn't have bitten him, would he? 439 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,069 - Oh, no, sir. 440 00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:58,337 Fremont's a swell little dog. 441 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,372 He likes everybody. - Good. 442 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,007 Now, that's what I want you to tell 443 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,043 the lawyer when he gets here. 444 00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:05,044 Understand? 445 00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:06,378 - Yes, sir. 446 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,614 - Maybe I can talk him out of this some way. 447 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:09,916 I hope so, because-- 448 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,151 - Why don't you go talk Mr. Hatch out of it? 449 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,719 He's the one that got bit. 450 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,054 - I can't. 451 00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:16,422 Old man Hatch won't even talk to me on the phone. 452 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,257 - Well, maybe if you went to see him-- 453 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,525 - Now, look, Dennis, I have to get 454 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,293 some rest before that lawyer gets here. 455 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,862 Now, you sit on the front steps and watch for him, OK? 456 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,464 - But Mr. Wilson! - I'll rest a while. 457 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,298 Good bye. 458 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:30,803 TOMMY (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Dennis! 459 00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,371 Whatcha doing? 460 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,507 - Hi, Tommy! 461 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,544 Say, do you know where old man Hatch lives? 462 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,345 - Sure. 463 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,181 He lives way over past my house. 464 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,482 Why? 465 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,851 - Well, I'm gonna do something for good old Mr. Wilson. 466 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,619 And you can come with me. 467 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,756 Come on, I'll tell you all about it on the way. 468 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,132 - Ah, how do you do? Mr. Wilson? 469 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,334 - Oh, uh, come in. 470 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,168 - Thank you. 471 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,771 You must be mister, uh-- 472 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,273 - John McRae, attorney at law. 473 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,875 I'm representing Mr. Hatch. 474 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:14,279 - Oh, Well, I hope he won't be too unreasonable about this, 475 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:14,980 because-- 476 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,215 - Oh, I don't think so. 477 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,517 Oh, we do have a case, however. 478 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:22,688 Now, ah, you admit your dog did bite my client, do you? 479 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:27,059 - Well, I understand he sort of took a nip at him. 480 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,395 - I believe there was a witness. 481 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,397 A young lad. 482 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,431 Dennis Mitchell? 483 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,866 - Oh, yes. Yes. 484 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,100 Dennis. 485 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,169 He's right out here. 486 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,605 He'll tell you exactly how it happened. 487 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,973 Dennis? 488 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:43,008 Dennis! 489 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,410 How do you like that? 490 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,745 Under my feet all day, and now when I need him, 491 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,247 he's disappeared. 492 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,383 - Oh, now, I don't we'll have any problems, Mr. Wilson. 493 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:55,421 You see, my client does not want to take you to court at all. 494 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,555 - Oh, well, good. 495 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,189 Good. 496 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:59,258 - Unless he has to. 497 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,660 You see, he hopes that you and I will 498 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,263 be able to work out an amicable settlement. 499 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,566 Now, he feels that $500 would be a proper amount. 500 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,767 - $500? 501 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,704 Why, that's absolutely ridiculous, Mr. McRae. 502 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:14,173 He can't kicked my dog! 503 00:21:14,174 --> 00:21:16,308 Oh, can't we talk this thing over? 504 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:19,078 Get Mr. Hatch on the phone. 505 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:20,613 Maybe $100? 506 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,883 - All right, sir. 507 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,319 Yes, sir, I'll tell him. 508 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,556 - Well, what did he say? 509 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,291 What did he say? 510 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:35,094 - He will settle the claim for $200. 511 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,628 That is this bottom figure. 512 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:40,132 - Well, of all the-- well, he's a pirate, that's what he is. 513 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,701 A dirty old pirate. - Mr. Wilson! 514 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,104 Now, this is my first experience with Mr. Hatch, 515 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:46,939 and I will admit he can be a bit difficult. 516 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:48,674 But pirate? 517 00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,175 That is a very strong word, sir. 518 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:52,611 - Well, by golly, I-- - Hey, Mr. Wilson! 519 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,380 Mr. Wilson! Guess what? 520 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,182 - Oh, Dennis, now for heaven's sakes, don't bother me now. 521 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,951 - But wait 'til I tell you that-- 522 00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:00,719 - Dennis, I don't want you to tell me anything. 523 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,055 Now be quiet, both of you. 524 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:03,822 Now, what was I saying? 525 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,057 Oh. 526 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,525 Yes I was saying that, that old man 527 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:11,363 Hatch is a dirty old pirate, McRae, and you may quote me. 528 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,499 - Regardless of what you may think of him personally, 529 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:17,803 the fact remains that he was bitten by your dog on the right 530 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,104 leg between the ankle-- 531 00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,472 - That's the one! That's the one! 532 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,074 - Yeah, the right leg! - That's it! 533 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,842 - The wooden one! 534 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:29,114 - Dennis, for heaven's sakes, will you-- What did you say? 535 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,582 - Mr. Hatch's right leg. 536 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,784 Where Fremont bit him. 537 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:33,485 It's a wooden leg! 538 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,120 - Yeah, wood! 539 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:37,222 - Are you sure? - Yeah! 540 00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,758 We were just over to see him, and he was washing his car! 541 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,727 - And his pant legs were rolled up. 542 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:42,695 - And he's got a wooden leg. 543 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:43,696 The right one. 544 00:22:43,697 --> 00:22:47,099 You wanna go see it? 545 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,435 - That dirty old pirate! 546 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:52,938 You must believe me, I-- I knew absolutely nothing about this. 547 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,474 I-- I sincerely apologize. 548 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:59,478 - And I think you should, Mr. McRae. 549 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,780 Goodbye, sir. 550 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,349 Well. 551 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:06,752 Well, Dennis, you've saved me a substantial sum of money. 552 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,921 Just sit right down here. 553 00:23:08,922 --> 00:23:11,757 I'd like to do something for you in return. 554 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,826 What do you want? 555 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:15,527 - Well, let's see. 556 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,662 I know. 557 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:20,466 Show Tommy here how good you can bark like a dog! 558 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:23,802 - How good I-- Oh, you mean, uh, oh! 559 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:31,076 Ha. [barking] 560 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,846 - Well, my special Father's Day is over. 561 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,347 He's your boy again. 562 00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:38,384 But I don't mind telling you I hate giving him back. 563 00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:41,687 - Oh, Mr. Wilson, there's nothing we'd rather hear you say. 564 00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:45,357 - Really Alice, it was a day that George and I will never forget. 565 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:47,659 - I'll never forget it either. 566 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,395 Boy, you should've seen the swell dinner we had. 567 00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:53,098 And you know what Mr. Wilson's favorite food is? 568 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:57,336 Hamburgers and three kinds of pie. 569 00:23:57,337 --> 00:23:59,304 - Only on Father's Day, of course. 570 00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:01,173 - Oh, oh, it tasted great. 571 00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:02,808 I may have it every day. 572 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,910 - Well, Martha. 573 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,478 We better be heading for home. 574 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,847 It's probably close to Dennis' bedtime. 575 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,616 - Dennis. 576 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:13,585 Thank you for making us both very happy today. 577 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,689 You're a fine boy. 578 00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,323 - Ah. 579 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:21,126 Mr. Wilson, that suits you to a T. 580 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,394 - Thank you, Mitchell. 581 00:24:22,395 --> 00:24:25,197 I expect to get a load of wear out of it. 582 00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:28,300 - Bye. - Goodnight. 583 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,436 - Oh. 584 00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:34,340 - Well, I have never seen Mr. Wilson in such good spirits 585 00:24:34,341 --> 00:24:35,808 before. 586 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,444 - Well, having his own Father's Day has sort of perked him up. 587 00:24:38,445 --> 00:24:41,080 - I just had another swell idea, dad. 588 00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:42,514 - What's that, son? 589 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,883 - Father's Days are the best fun of all, 590 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,418 so why don't you stay home tomorrow 591 00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:49,488 and I'll have another special one for you. 592 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,957 - Thanks for the thought, son, but let's 593 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,727 wait until next year, huh? 594 00:24:59,132 --> 00:25:07,273 [theme music] 595 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:42,274 {\an8}NARRATOR: This has been a Screen Gems film productions 596 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:45,679 {\an8}from the Hollywood studio of Columbia Pictures.